Dick Cheney is now a branch of the Federal Government

That’s right kids! Move over Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches, the Cheney branch is kicking ass and taking names! What powers does the Cheney branch possess? Whatever powers it wants. See the picture above? The President can’t even tell the Cheney branch to get off of his lawn. It just lurks there waiting to be angry about something. The only thing that can stop the Cheney branch is Wolf Blitzer asking it uncomfortable questions about its gay relatives.


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