Conservatives Make Some Canadian Heritage

Apparently Conservative Heritage Minister James Moore is trying to bring the UFC to Vancouver. So important is this work that he’s posting Twitter updates on the matter. Wow, well, I guess this is what Canadian “heritage” is for the Cons. What will happen if they get a majority? All of our current cultural activities might have to go in favour of more Ultimate Fighting along with perhaps monster truck races, jello wrestling, and bounty-hunter olympics (okay I made that last one up, but seriously, aside from his murder conviction, I don’t see why it would be hard to get Dog Chapman up here).